StonkHero: The Ultimate Meme Stock Trading Battle

Battle for Wall Street supremacy in this chaotic 2-player stock trading game! Buy and sell meme stocks while navigating celebrity tweets, SEC investigations, and market manipulation.

Game Features

🚀 Meme Stocks Galore

• MOON - MoonShot Inc. (“We literally shoot things at the moon”)
• DOGE - DogeCorp (“Much profit, very business, wow”)
• BRRRR - Money Printer Co. (“Our printers go BRRRR 24/7”)
• YOLO - YOLO Investments (“You only lose once… wait”)
• HODL - Diamond Hands LLC (“We never sell, only buy more”)
• ROPE - Rocket or Poverty Enterprises (“50/50 chance of success”)
• CHAD - Alpha Trading Bros (“Only goes up, bro”)
• BEAR - Gay Bears United (“We predict doom but somehow lose money”)
• LAMBO - When Lambo Motors (“Soon™ - Trust the process”)
• PIZZA - Pizza The Hut (“We deliver gains in 30 mins or less”)

💎 Game Mechanics

• 2-Player Turn-Based: Diamond Hands (Player 1) vs Paper Hands (Player 2)
• 20 Turns Total: 10 rounds, each player alternates
• $10,000 Starting Cash: Invest wisely… or YOLO everything
• Dynamic Pricing: Stock prices update after each round
• Portfolio Tracking: Real-time net worth calculation
• Sparkline Charts: Visual price history for each stock

🎰 Chaotic Market Events

Random events that shake up the market:

• Meme Monday Madness: All meme stocks double in value
• SEC Investigation: Random stock crashes 50%
• Celebrity Tweet: Random stock triples in value
• Market Manipulation: All stock prices shuffle randomly
• Printer Go BRRR: Everyone gets $2000 stimulus
• Flash Crash: All stocks lose 30% temporarily
• Options Expire: Cheapest stock becomes most expensive
• Reverse Split: Portfolios double but cash halves

📰 Breaking News Headlines

Scrolling news ticker with absurd headlines like:

• “CEO accidentally tweets password, stock soars 200%!”
• “Reddit army declares war on rational thinking”
• “Company pivots to blockchain without knowing what it is”
• “Stock price now determined by Magic 8-Ball”
• “Analysts upgrade stock from ‘sell’ to ‘YOLO‘“

How to Play

1. Select a Stock: Click on any stock card to select it
2. Enter Quantity: Type the number of shares you want to trade
3. Buy or Sell: Click BUY to purchase or SELL to dump
4. End Turn: Pass control to the other player
5. Watch the Chaos: Market events and price changes happen after both players move
6. Victory: After 20 turns, highest net worth (cash + portfolio) wins!

Strategy Tips

• Diversify… or Don’t: Spread risk across multiple stocks or YOLO into one
• Time the Market: Buy low, sell high (easier said than done)
• Watch Volatility: Each stock has different risk levels
• React to Events: Market chaos can create opportunities
• Diamond Hands: Sometimes holding through the dip pays off
• Paper Hands: Sometimes taking profits is the smart move

Technical Features

• Beautiful gradient UI with glassmorphism effects
• Floating emoji particles (💎🚀📈💰)
• Smooth animations and transitions
• Real-time portfolio valuation
• Toast notifications for trades
• Confetti celebration on victory
• Responsive design for all screen sizes

Play Now

Launch StonkHero →

Will you reach the moon or end up behind Wendy’s? There’s only one way to find out! 🚀💎🙌